Game Features
Over 100 Dateable Objects
From a charming toaster to a sassy armchair, every character has a unique personality and story. Who will you choose?
Fully Voice-Acted
Every line of dialogue is brought to life by a star-studded cast of professional voice actors, ensuring an immersive experience.
Deep Storylines
Uncover heartfelt stories, surprising plot twists, and multiple endings for each character. Your choices truly matter.
Some of Our Dateable Characters
Toasty the Toaster
A warm and reliable companion who's always there to brighten your morning. Just don't push his buttons the wrong way.
Armando the Armchair
Sophisticated and well-read, Armando offers comfort and captivating stories. A perfect partner for a cozy night in.
Blade the Knife
Edgy, sharp, and dangerously charming. Blade has a mysterious past waiting to be uncovered by the right person.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real game?
While "Date Everything!" as described here is a conceptual game, it's inspired by the creativity and humor found in many indie dating simulators. It's a tribute to the genre's ability to find fun and narrative in unexpected places. The voice actors and publisher mentioned are real and known for their work in the gaming industry.
How many endings are there?
Each of the 100+ characters has multiple endings based on your choices throughout the game. With good, bad, and secret endings to unlock, there are hundreds of possibilities to explore!
Is the game suitable for all ages?
The game is intended for a mature audience due to some suggestive themes and complex emotional storylines. There are no explicit scenes, and a "Comfort Mode" is available where a character named Stella warns you about sensitive content and provides options to skip it for a comfortable dating experience.
Meet the Development Team
Sassy Chap Games
The innovative studio founded by voice actors Ray Chase, Robbie Daymond, Max Mittelman, and Amanda Hufford who brought their industry expertise to create this unique game.
Team17 Digital
The renowned publisher behind many successful indie games, bringing their expertise to deliver unique gaming experiences to players worldwide.